roses are red
and violets are blue.
one day we'll cruise down blood gulch avenue.
y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting

rygarsprite:

daddylovesmee:

Also it’s really funny seeing people say ‘I’ll punch a bee I don’t give a fuck’ or reblog things saying it when they don’t actually know where it came from like do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour gus sorola

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xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

ultimate-me:

furbearingbrick:

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

Not a fun post. Only the most important post in the life of a pet owner! Spread it. Spread it like right now.

avenqcrs:

hey you

yes you

is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?

either way

youre looking great

you are going to rock this

i believe in you

youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ

best wishes, 

me

warrenbuchholz:

Stop Victim Blaming campaign poster series.

youdirtyshisno:

"We’re the Reds. We don’t walk anywhere. We travel as the good Lord intended: in the largest possible vehicle with the maximum horsepower allowed by local law enforcement. And if there’s no cars available, we find the biggest, nastiest, meanest, land animal we possibly can, beat the crap out of it, and saddle that puppy up."


(Blue Team) (Freelancers)

someoneudontknow5:

(x)

Idiots are back in space B)

brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

rp partner:says an emotional thing
me:no

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

gavinoinlava:

captgrif:

Lets be real, this was the most important part of the podcast.

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.