roses are red
and violets are blue.
one day we'll cruise down blood gulch avenue.

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

accio-joey-richter:

Reason #3412 why I love Nick Lang

me:*finishes two assignments a few hours before they're due*
me:nice

dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jaclcfrost:

"how are you wearing a sweater in this weather" dedication. insecurity. dedication and insecurity

@Chuck_Criss: Just watched my little brother play the show he’s always dreamed of since we were kids. It was history in the making. So proud.

oakerton7:

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

This is my favorite post.

nue:

on tumblr’s community guidelines page they use a swear word and then link you to a porn website

frivolouswhim:

After everything, I don’t think Snow imagined that she would ever see her again.

charliesabadassbury:

just in time for the skeleton war

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

puT ON YOUR WAR PAINT

conductoroftardislight replied to your post: Tomorrow’s “Movie Monday”but that’s du…

I remember that bullshit

Homecoming week, dude.

I mean, I think its cute and all, but after4 years of dumb themes, you’re like “Its just a day to break dress code. yolo”

Also: I have also decided I may be a “character”

cause waynes world

super easy

probably Garth (minus the mullet)

Tomorrow’s “Movie Monday”but that’s dumb and moderatly too much work  so I’m probably gonna show up to school in just sweats cause no one can stop me.

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